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Yaoi (Mostly about Kingdom Hearts...)

Thu Jul 2, 2009, 9:37 AM
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Yay. Let's go over (almost) ALL the things wrong with yaoi.

(This rant is pretty much aimed at YOU, Ross.xD)

First of all, yaoi fanfictions are extremely un-realistic. I know they are called fanFICTIONS, but come on. -_- Since when do guys that have been best friends for almost their whole lives all of a sudden love each other?
Take Sora and Riku from Kingdom Hearts for example. They are best friends, Sora loves Kairi sort of, Riku is awesome and doesn't seem to love anyone. ALL OF A SUDDEN. Poof~! Sora wakes up one morning and thinks, "I'm going to love Riku instead!8D" NO. This kind of thing doesn't really happen.
(By the way, I'm not saying I don't like SoRiku. SoRiku is an EPIC WIN of a pairing. And it was a terrible example because in KH2, near the very end...Sora does in fact grab Riku's butt.)
ANYHOW. More pairings in Kingdom Hearts...
Okay. AxelxRoxas. They are both nobodies. They don't have hearts. Pretty big age difference.
How is it possible for them to love each other? Axel tries to kill Roxas. I know, I know. He was ordered to try and defeat him if he didn't come back to Organization XIII. BUT. If YOU were attacked by a curvy freak with chakrams, would YOU love him? I think NOT!
Anyhow...You girlies(and guys for that matter...) need to think before you pair.XD

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